Manly Man
- Kim: I'm going to the store. Do you need me to get you anything?
- Me: Yes!
- Kim: Okay, make a list.
- Me: Sweetie, I am so so so so so SO sorry ... I have NEVER asked you to do this, ever...
- Kim: You're going to ask me to get period stuff, aren't you?
- Me: (sheepishly) Um, yeah. But at least everyone will be impressed that you have a girlfriend!
- Kim: (laughing)