Manly Man

  • Kim: I'm going to the store. Do you need me to get you anything?
  • Me: Yes!
  • Kim: Okay, make a list.
  • Me: Sweetie, I am so so so so so SO sorry ... I have NEVER asked you to do this, ever...
  • Kim: You're going to ask me to get period stuff, aren't you?
  • Me: (sheepishly) Um, yeah. But at least everyone will be impressed that you have a girlfriend!
  • Kim: (laughing)