Christmas Snack
- Me: [stopping short on our walk at dusk on Christmas as I hear a twig crackle in the brush; a few seconds later, a bird pops out and flies away] Oh, thank god! I was waiting for a mountain lion. There were warning signs posted at the parking lot.
- Kim: I think if a mountain lion saw you, he would be frightened by your pink hair.
- Me: Or he'd say, "CANDY-COATED DELICIOUS!!!"
